This is a picture from 2007, when my boy was just an year old. He looks really annoyed by the paparazzi...
[Update] With Shilpa Sharma's pertinent Hindi caption...
I am black on the outside, clad in a wrinkled cover,
Yet within I bear a burning marrow.
I season delicacies, the banquets of kings, and the luxuries of the table,
Both the sauces and the tenderized meats of the kitchen.
But you will find in me no quality of any worth,
Unless your bowels have been rattled by my gleaming marrow.